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9. Entire Parade powered by batteries stolen from guests' cars. 8. Pluto generally bursts into flames once a week. 7. Extra light bulbs used to throw at guests who don't stay behind the rope. 6. Dumbo's Circus floats, originally intended to be "really creepy", are only 95% creepy. 5. Batteries recharged by hamsters running on wheels. 4. If you straightened all of the electrical wiring used in the parade, you would be arrested for destruction of private property. 3. Parade can be seen from space* [* by "space", we mean the viewing areas on either side of the parade route.] 2. Parade may replace the Electric Chair as Florida's new whimsical method of capital punishment. 1. Them lightbulbs is tasty. |
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